Unless they're in Silicon Valley, and you're in New York City. You need a guy who's older who has his own money and makes more money than you. Why don't you head down to Wall Street, pick a bar that has thirtysomethings, plant yourself, and wear your sexiest dress — show the ta-tas — and then call me. They have a future and finance guys make plans, because that's what their job is. I find that a lot of men —PS: OK, you need to date older. PS: Writers aren't exactly wiping the floors of Wall Street. Yes, I know the motto (You Only Live Once) has become trite. Go undercover as a contestant on , because, well, why not?! PS: Well don't even talk to me because it took me five seasons to get a lesbian [on the show] so I'm not the person to talk to. She was definitely talking about money, but I was talking about someone who's secure and established in their career path, so I'm not really surprised that that her advice was totally unhelpful. OK, I would say join an organization, like, whatever type of music you like. In the straight world you would do that because you'd want a job, or money, or something. If you can't see him for ~schwhing~ then you need to like, bolt. PS: I don't think he's that much of a millionaire, don't get excited.
I messaged the reality star back suggesting we be friends, and he did not respond.
Thankfully, my appearance of shame does not exist online (to my knowledge), yet everyone and their mom (literally) has seen it. So of course I agreed when this girl came up to me and asked, “Do you want to be on ?!
According to one of my friend’s moms, they were “harsh” on me. I was in the midst of a “F**k what am I doing with my life? ” Because in my crazy convoluted head I thought, ”Why not?!
Like: True or False: “I believe in love at first sight.” True!
Since I’m an unmarried, non-convict I thought I nailed it. ” You should choose me, because unlike your other candidates I am honestly and sincerely looking for true love! The “Audition” Next, you will go in for what you think is an audition of bragging about how great you are, but really it’s a mini photo shoot. Let alone qualified to match millionaires…That would be like taking driving lessons from Lindsay Lohan, or diet tips from Oprah or fashion advice from Stevie Wonder… It’s as if I was waiting at a casting call for “Past Her Prime Cougar/ Gold-Digger Who Still Thinks She’s Hot and Masks her Cellulite with Spanx and Spray Tans.” Which actually makes a lot of sense since most of these ladies found out about this from LA Casting, an audition database for actors… Do you think any of girls on the show are looking for “true love”?